Hey Woody’s Family-
This is your friendly moose on the wall. While I know most of you…and your secrets I would like to introduce myself formally for the first time. My name is Herman G. Moose, those that know me best just call me H.G. though, we like to be informal around Woody’s @ City Market. I’ve been a fixture on this wall and a part of the Wood family since it’s beginnings down here in Moore Square. I love spending everyday here at the Wood watching over all the employees and wonderful regulars that come in day in and day out but I must admit we are coming into my favorite time of year…Christmas time! I hope y’all have noticed how festive the place has become and even how snazzy my horn bows are, I must admit they are much lighter than the bras you used to hang from my horns and my Santa hat. The Santa hat makes me sad because I once auditioned to be one of Santa’s reindeer but I was too bottom heavy-chubbymoose problems. I thought the saying was when pigs fly but Santa was having nothin’ to do with moose flying. I even rented wings. But anyway, with the holiday spirit creeping around all in the air let me tell y’all about an event happening on December 5th, a Toys for Tots Christmas Tap Takeover. You see last year the Woody’s family started a great tradition of collecting donations for Toys for Tots and then to celebrate the collection process hosting a holiday tap takeover featuring all the delicious brews of the season. Oh my goodness seeing everyone last year was so much fun! The girls all wore tacky sweaters, the beers were flowing, and the cheer was beyond belief. We collected so many toys and all of our favorite regulars were here making it the social highlight of the year. Since then I’ve been sitting up here watching everyone enjoy New Years, spring, and summer festivities just anxiously awaiting the moment the donation box arrives and lo and behold it has and I couldn’t be more excited! However, since the arrival of the collection box I’ve seen the beginnings of tacky sweater season and felt the beginnings of Christmas cheer but I haven’t seen many toys being dropped into the huge box. The emptiness sadness me. This is why it’s so important for you to come visit me once again on December 5th at 7 pm for the Second Annual Toys for Tots Tap Takeover, if you happen to stop by and donate you will receive a gift from the Woody’s family. But that’s enough from me this week, it’s been so nice introducing myself to y’all after all these years. I can’t wait to see you soon and share all the exciting events to come. I promise all your secrets are safe with me.
Love- H.G. Moose